JOBIE’S FIRST DAY OF KINDEGARDEN

Jobie says, “It was really great, it was really superdy great. My favorite part was when I got a sticker on my hand. And I took my best friend away from the police office during recess because I didn’t want her to die, and then we walked home. I can’t remember her name.”

Jobie says “I love you too.”

Jobie says “because God made me that way.”

JOB LOVES VILLIANS

julieannemarchie:

Today Job has told me “I love Zurg, I love Zurg, I love Zurg” “Jenner from Secret of NIMH is my favorite.” When asked if she liked Luke or Darth Vador, she quickly replied “Darth Vador!” I just asked her if she loved Lord Voldemort she asked me if he was a mean guy and I said yes she replied “Oooh yeah!”

Jobie loves Zurg

“No Goat Poop” sign, courtesy of Jobie

Dear Jobie,

So this is what happens when we woke up early to be be prepared for school on Wednesday. The scene that occurred prior to this was NOT pretty! Should be an interesting week.

Love,

Mommy